February 2012
hyperbolequeen:
serious question what did cave women do when they got their period
When someone flirts with your crush
fuckyeahlaughters:
vashappeninstyles:
boys in real life don’t come near me because they’re already aware that I’m waiting for one direction okay that’s the only reason why I’ve never had a boyfriend I swear
Real conversation with my mom
Mom: You really like One Direction don't you?
Me: I love them more than anything.
Mom: Who do you want to marry? Harry? Zayn? or one of the others?
Me: Yes.
Mom: Which one?
Me: All 5.
Mom: That will be quite expensive.
Me: Don't worry. They'll cover it.
Mom: That's a lot of husbands to handle.
Me: They will have to handle me actually.
Mom: What?
Me: ..
Mom: ...
Me: .. I just love them.
I cannot express how many times I want to reblog the “I want to have sexual intercourse with One Direction” post. It’d be the only thing you people saw on your dash for hours. I’m serious. So for your sanity, and the safety of my blog, let it be known I WANT TO HAVE SO MUCH INTERCOURSE WITH ONE DIRECTION IT’S PROBABLY UNHEALTHY.
That is all. Thank you.
me: wow i finally understand math
moves on to next question
me: what the hell is this
aimmyarrowshigh:
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
vashappeninstyles:
All I want in life is to be Harry’s kryptonite
If i was hot my followers would talk to me
tomlinsonscuddlebuddy:
horan-around-with-styles:
imagine harry’s hot breath on your neck. that is all.
niallssexslave:
hi hello yes if niall makes that face and harry cried at my concert im going to kill myself right there because i would not know how to react and my emotions would take over my body for the worst
i want to have sexual intercourse with one...
vashappeninstyles:
All I want in life is to be Harry’s kryptonite
niallsqueen:
so my friend was like “let’s do the sprinkler!” and I thought of
and I started laughing and then I just screamed, “STOP THE TRAFFIC, LET THE PEOPLE THROUGH”
My friends:
in the end my friends now think I’m crazy.
but I don’t care, because
This has happened to me too
louis-tomlinson-is-my-superman:
datasslouis:
...
What if
onejizzle:
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replied to your post 'I will only say this once.'
horanshands said: ahah you don’t know how much I want to photo reply this with a glee gif just to piss you off though. I won’t though, because I don’t know you and that would be weird
niallw-h-o-r-e-an reblogged this from you and added:
OMFG FINALLY SOMEONE SAID THIS. THANK YOU. totally agreed.
MY REPLY:
To the first girl..
To the second..
I will only say this once. If I see it again, it's...
Stop putting glee gifs on One Direction posts.
It’s unnecessary and it irritates me.
I don’t like the fact I keep seeing random glee shit on my dash.
I don’t like glee. Make it go away. Just stop.
everythingislarrystylinson:
louis-bumlinson:
whoever the song ‘I Want’ is about
what the fuck is wrong with you
why would you be wanting clothes and accessories when you have Zayn Malik?
clothes would be irrelevant
Louis: "I dedicate 'More Than This' to Eleanor."...
Louis:
Liam:
Niall:
My question is.
overwhelmingflippingofthehair:
Who the hell was up that high to get a picture of them sleeping on a trampoline in the middle of nowhere?
first discovering a group: omfg how am i going to tell them apart
later in the obsession: omg yes that's him i can tell by his ear shape
samartisan asked: your blog. is flawless. :)
hommos:
when you see a reblog a really good post with a small amount of notes and moments later you see it has 1,000 notes and you feel like a grandma saying “i remember when you had 10 notes look at you now you grew up so fast”
“I am a person who can fall in love with any girl,...